Deutsche hardcorechat & Camsexdays: time for a change.

sheeranchips: I wish Jack was deep in me. I CAN'T EVEN OMFG.

sheeranchips:

I wish Jack was deep in me.

I CAN'T EVEN OMFG.

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chafing-nipples: dangermat: when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including...

chafing-nipples:

dangermat:

when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that's so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicide

that's pretty fucking metal

katnissandhermione: i just realised there are more nipples in the world than there are people

katnissandhermione:

i just realised there are more nipples in the world than there are people

witchyroses: dreamingofastronauts: a-lonely-stoner: We're not...

witchyroses:

dreamingofastronauts:

a-lonely-stoner:

We're not learning, we're being trained.

For real though, we are. All school is is teaching you how to behave in a socially acceptable manner. I learned all about it in a teaching class.

That last comment is such a mind-numbing paradox that i have no idea what to do.

katherlne: notoriousmks: katherlne: katherlne: "you have van gogh's ear for music" hahaha follow...

katherlne:

notoriousmks:

katherlne:

katherlne:

"you have van gogh's ear for music" hahaha follow for more seventeenth century impressionist-painter burns

I just got a sudden wave of new followers I really hope you guys aren't expecting more seventeenth century impressionist-painter burns

i'll pay monet for them