Deutsche hardcorechat & Camsexdays: A Study in Pantone 2955C

inbox: why does mcdonalds even need commercials

inbox:

why does mcdonalds even need commercials

eliriskat: #And that's what you missed on glee

eliriskat:

#And that's what you missed on glee

littletrenchcoatangel: where-is-my-tennant: colinmorgasms: wee...

littletrenchcoatangel:

where-is-my-tennant:

colinmorgasms:

weepingfallenangel:

hiimthehufflepuff:

where-is-my-tennant:

geekishchic:

a-snogbox:

aaand then i accepted ten as the doctor

He had me at Barcelona.

Had me at the Lion King quote

he had me at his face.

and hair.

he had me

and he kept me

This turned out to be some type of bizzare beautiful poem

damnnlyssa: a-history-on-your-breath: sexydavestrider: thesass...

damnnlyssa:

a-history-on-your-breath:

sexydavestrider:

thesassylorax:

urainiumbombs:

metropoliskingdom:

osamhungergames:

ask-mr-makarastrider:

wolfstar-thunderfrost:

cairothelittlemermaid:

psifreezeomega:

buttassassino:

theslackerhero:

Remember when Nickelodeon had attempted suicide?

Remember when Nickelodeon had actual suicide?

Remmeber when they had Mpreg

remember when they had a gay couple

Nickelodeon:Pushing the boundaries since 1977

they put squidward in hell

remember when nickelodeon had spongebob watching porn

Spongebob seems to be the culprit in much of this…

Remember when Spongebob had an anal rape joke?

Remember Rocko's Modern Life?

Just. Rocko's Modern Life. In it's entirety.

lets not forget this

helga was thirsty for that D

districtmayor: thephoenixxrose: heynichole: Last meals of...

districtmayor:

thephoenixxrose:

heynichole:

Last meals of criminals.

I've reblogged this before but its still so damn interesting everytime

This oddly fascinates me.

Why is it that wet hair is darker, if water is colorless?

takentoglasgow:

la-hire-ships-it:

lokistimetravelingassbutt:

tomatomouthkisser:

sodamnrelatable:

why hasn't the scientific side of tumblr responded to this yet guys we are waiting here

When your hair soaks up water, the overall density of your hair increases. This increase in density causes your hair fibers to be arranged more tightly, which allows less light to shine through your hair fibers.

thank you

shine bright like less dense hair fibers

artemisizumi: that-flighty-temptress-adventure: kibbi: black-...

artemisizumi:

that-flighty-temptress-adventure:

kibbi:

black-frostbite:

#Homer Simpson don't give a fuck about homosexuality.

there's something bothering me about this place…the girl in green becomes black in the last gif. ಠ_ಠ

And the girl at the bar suddenly has a tattoo.

Lesbians are not bound to the same laws as you mere mortals

I started a Bad Lip Reading thing with Javert gifs...

I started a Bad Lip Reading thing with Javert gifs...:

lulz-time:

thelilnan:

I started a Bad Lip Reading thing with Javert gifs

but it's probably not going to get better than this

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theshadyslut: owlcitymordred: stagdoeandfawn: catully: brigwife: latitudeoctopus: brigwife: w...

theshadyslut:

owlcitymordred:

stagdoeandfawn:

catully:

brigwife:

latitudeoctopus:

brigwife:

wait you mean you don't use the word 'fortnight' in america???

Wait what? Then what do they use?

they don't have a word

what do you mean they don't have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??

the fuck is a fortnight

It's a word for 'two weeks'

We say "two weeks"

omg arthur and gen kissed.

rolypolydandy: so at uni yesterday me and my friend spotted...

rolypolydandy:

so at uni yesterday me and my friend spotted this

at the National Oceanography Centre, one of the top scientific institutes in the UK

at some point, someone saw that tiny door and took their opportunity

attractiveblogger: whenever i give advice to someone i say 'idk' like 5 times a sentence because...

attractiveblogger:

whenever i give advice to someone i say 'idk' like 5 times a sentence because i'm so afraid they'll follow my advice and ruin their life so yeah i can never seem to sure

"hey do you want the rest of my-"

"hey do you want the rest of my-"

the-doctor-to-my-tardis: i think you missed the entire plot...

the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

i think you missed the entire plot of season 7

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turtleexo: youtubershaveruinedme: samyoulittleshit: iangallagh...

turtleexo:

youtubershaveruinedme:

samyoulittleshit:

iangallaghers:

jawn-wadson:

(dat mean he luv him moar den 4evr)

lyk if u cryed

Cri evri tyme

rubee: This appeared on my iPhone when I tried to find Men At...

rubee:

This appeared on my iPhone when I tried to find Men At Work's 'Down Under', the Australian national anthem.

There must be some kind of terrible irony here considering I live in Australia.